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Three Extremes

9 Aug

 

 

 

Three Extremes

Score: 2.5 out of 5

This movie is just weird. I think there are far way more movies better than this. I think a lot of the horror movie fans disagree but I think they just like it because it’s a piece from a certain director that they fave. This three-part movie is just from understandable to unexplainable. There were times it was enticing and there were times it was boring. The writer’s of this film were very creative and abstract. I hope they explain these films someday.

So here goes the three part movie:

Dumplings

In the chinese movie entitled “Dumplings”, a woman in her 40’s or 50’s wanted to be younger. She eats these special dumplings made by a sort of witch doctor living in an old apartment. The dumplings made her younger day by the day so that your radiance and beauty won’t fade away. The gruesome part is that… It’s made out of… You watch it. ūüôā

 

Cut

The second movie is a Korean directed film entitled “Cut”, a director and his wife are abducted by a movie extra. The extra envies the director because he’s such a good guy and his life is so perfect while the extra is a drunkard who beats his wife and child. The extra wanted to corrupt the director by making him do silly things or bursting out his bad deeds or else his wife’s fingers will be chopped off. This part was sort of a comedy/psychological film. There were some dancing and silly things. Although, the twist is the ending. If you understood the ending, please send me a message.

Box

The third movie is a Japanese directed film entitled “Box”, it was very confusing. At first, you think you understood it but in the end, you’ll be all confused. There’s this twin sisters named Kyoko and Shoko, they played in a small show wherein they went inside a box and they’d magically disappear. Anyway, Shoko died inside the box while rehearsing because Kyoko locked her in and¬†accidentally¬†pushed the heater towards the box. Kyoko envied Shoko for all the merits she¬†receives¬†from the magician like the necklace and they sleep together.. Also another part of the movie is that, Kyoko is a writer in a blue dress. Another part is that, she always wakes up from a dream that’s she’s in a plastic bag inside the box and is being buried by the magician. Hmmm. Lastly, the weird part is that the ending is that they are conjoined twins. Talk about weird. Do you still want me to continue?

 

 

MOVIE LINKS:

Torrent: http://kat.ph/three-extremes-t3108036.html

Daily Motion:

CUT 1/3: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xi7qa5_3-extremes-cut-1_creation

CUT 2/3: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xi7qm3_3-extremes-cut-2_creation

CUT 3/3: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xi7qsc_3-extremes-cut-3_creation

 

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Ladda Land

8 Aug

Ladda Land

Score: 2 out of 5

Ladda Land is a Thai Horror movie based on a true story. This is just very tragic. It really isn’t a horror movie, I think so because it was just really sad. The father just wanted to please everyone. He just really picked the wrong village. He used all his money to make his mother-in-law proud of him instead of criticizing him. He just wanted to grow closer with his family by providing this wonderful home. All was just wasted because of his crazy neighbors killing themselves and haunting houses. It was like the grudge, it’s just that, the people went crazy and ended up killing themselves.. This was just sad. The horror parts of the film didn’t have a connection with the family either.. Its just that their children were somewhat¬†lured¬†there all the time. This movie just made me sad.. I know its based from a true story but the imagination of the writer of this film is very limited. The connections are just lost.

If you want to watch the film, here’s the torrent (the subtitle of this film sucks but it’s understandable somehow):

http://kat.ph/ladda-land-2011-watchfilm-t5771942.html

Magic Mike

5 Aug

Before anything else, this was my favorite part.

It’s Raining Men! Dance Clip.

Magic Mike

Score: 2 out of 5

The choreography and asses were really good but the story line….. You know… It was like… 1/4 of the movie was shown and the other 3/4 was unproduced or they couldn’t think of anything anymore and bam! It was just Channing is a stripper/furniture designer. He was 30 and he wanted to settle but this new guy comes in and was in trouble so he had to pay his dues then he realized he doesn’t want to be a stripper anymore and falls in love with the new guy’s sister. END. See?

Want some MAGIC MIKE Wallpapers? Here goes.

These photos were from different sources from Google Search  that I forgot to take note of. Sorry. Thanks!

Amax Inn Makati

3 Jul

Photo from watami2008

 

TOTAL: 2.2 out of 5

Value for Money: 2 out of 5.

If you’re alone and a very quiet person, this place is good for you. For people with companions, find another place to stay at. It was very cheap but not worth it.

Location: 2 out of 5.

The location was good but hidden and near a slum area. ¬†It was near everything like banks, fastfood chains and a hospital but if you were a tourist or not a Makati girl/guy, you’d most probably be lost. By the way, there were very many shit and cockroaches along the way. Who wouldn’t also forget those alcoholics singing their favorite tunes on the Karaoke outside?

Staff Performance: 1 out of 5.

The staff were just there. You wouldn’t even feel their presence unless you wanted to get your keys or you were gonna check-in or out. The girl there in the afternoon shift was just disrespectful. She was like talking to us as if we weren’t guests. She talked to us like she was our landlady and we didn’t follow the rules or something. We paid for our room so what the f*** is that attitude?

Hotel Condition/Cleanliness: 4 out of 5

It was clean and it looked like a normal house. It wasn’t creepy.

Room Comfort/Standard: 2 out of 5.

They had very small rooms and beds and you could hear the other guests at the other room. So much for privacy.. The small rooms were like for bedspacers. The comfort room was dirty. The rest room was not even cleaned, there were no paper towels or tissues also.

Food/Dining:¬†They had a restaurant but we didn’t try it.

Recommendation: I do not recommend this place to tourists. I recommend this place for borders/bed spacers/college students who wants a peaceful and quiet place to study at. Good luck meeting that bitchy landlady there!

The Vow

20 Jun

The Vow

Score: 4 out of 5

This movie made me teary-eyed and made me wonder if somebody will love me like what Leo did to Paige. This movie is based on a true story wherein the couple got into a car accident and unfortunately, Paige lost her memory specifically her memories with his husband, Leo. I really felt bad for Leo because he did his best just to remind Paige of what they had before.. This movie is a chick flick, I know but I think couples should watch this together and remember all those firsts. You’ll also learn the value of keeping firsts and journals, in case you get into some brain traumatic accident for evidence. Haha! Anyway, I give it a 4 out of 5. I’d like to give it a 5. I know it’s just “based from a true story”.. It’s just that I read in Fox News that the couple, Kim and Krickitt Carpenter,¬†were bonded because of their Faith to God, the vow they made in front of God and have wished for the film to at least have shown how strong their faith is which could be read in their book, “The Vow”. I think it would be better if I have seen their realistically love story rather than a story edited just to please the crowd. By the way, Kim didn’t regain her memory back but they are still together and have two kids. Awwwww.

The Real Leo and Paige:

Kim and Krickitt Carpenter

Movie Review: The Big Miracle

16 Jun

The Big Miracle

Score: 4 out of 5

A movie based on a true story of a family of whales stuck in an ice hole. Struggling to survive, they breath rely on one small hole on a thick ice land. The movie reveals the nature of not only the whales but also politicians, businessmen, reporters, activists, fishermen and humanities concern for mother nature. It was really a touching story. At first, everyone was in it for the fame and fortune but after seeing the whales struggle day by day, everybody reached out to them just for the safety of the whales alone. It’s a movie for the family. I gave it a 4 because the “love stories” were kinda getting in the way.

Movie Review: Piranha 3DD

13 Jun

Piranha 3DD

Movie Review Score: 2.5 out of 5

It wasn’t that good. Nothing changed. I think guys would watch it more just to jerk something off. The 2 is for the porn stars and AV models plus the obviously digitally made piranhas biting their flesh and silicons off and for the guy who cut off his penis. The .5 is for those little moments of suspense. The story was just the spring break getaway in Piranha 3D was shut down then one day, two men found a horse in the same area, poked some animal then released piranha eggs. Somewhere near the lake, a big water park was opened. Two girls wanted to fuck somewhere. The first girl was bitten in the vagina and then while having sex the guy was bitten by the piranha inside the girl. The second girl was fucking with his boyfriend inside a van and cuffed the guy then she¬†accidentally hit the brake then their car moved and dived into the lake and the guy was left cuffed inside and the girl died too. After 2 days, the water park was opened then the step-father of the lead actress supplied the water park with water from the lake the piranhas got into the pipes and crazy bloody piranha fun again. The lead actor saved the lead actress. David Hasselhoff made a special appearance as a lifeguard by the way. That’s the end.

Take a sneak peak:

(Credits to  Horror Chronicles and Egotastic )

 

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